You forgot Poland.

"Poland has been a fantastic ally because the president and the people of Poland love freedom."
-Commander in Thief, at his ambiguous rhetorical best. He continued by saying "Lithuania, on the other hand, loves oppression."

Bush has asked Congress for $400 million to fund a real Coalition of the Bribed.

On a happier note (some of the best news to come out of the White House in eons), Bush has asked Congress to triple tsunami relief to $950 million...though he was pretty late with it.